Fundamental Truths

  • In war the best policy is to take a state intact.
  • Too Much is the Same as Not Enough
  • Fear is the Mind-Killer
  • All Warfare is based upon deception.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

The Kobuk Catechism

The following are phrases, words and notions that I've adopted in the ten weeks I've lived up here... Explanations are best kept to a minimum- nothing ever gets explained terribly well up here, and I kinda like it.

OMGWTFFTS- "Oh My God, What The Fuck, Fuck This Shit."- Sort of the mantra for our first week of school. I still keep it handy.

"Probably not today."- Says it all.

"Nothing works here."- Ditto.

"A Plan is just a series of events that don't happen."

"Adii"- Inupiaq for "I don't waaaaaannnna." Best said in a grating whine.

"Sometimes always never."- Once in a blue fucking moon.

"Alaapaa."- Inupiaq for "It's cold." With perhaps a "god damn it" on the end, depending on the tone.

"Make your peace with ugly"- A repeated catchphrase from Yours Truly to the two experienced teachers who are new to Village life.

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