It's that time again...

This Sunday, the Indianapolis Colts, my adopted midwestern team, will play the Oakland Raiders, the team to which I owe my allegiance.
Have pity on my pathetic first love, O Indianapolis. I know that they're so terminally awful as to be an embarrassment. I know that their gameplay will be so inept as to be genuinely confusing. But please, try to leave enough of them alive to learn for next season.

As for the NFC side of things? Green Bay, make peace with your blasphemous heathen deities. The Niners are coming for you, your lands, your wives, and your children.

Ah, football season. How I have missed you.